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When I was a little girl– Terms and Conditions - Meghan Lynn (via merelyamadness)
they told me I could be whatever I wanted.
They forgot to tell me that people would ask
my husband about his job
and me about the kids,
forgot to tell me that the company for which I work
will have more rights that I will,
forgot to tell me that my body will be up for debate in
political circles, internet forums, the comment sections
by people who cannot name the parts of woman
that make a child,
but will tell you the cells inside a womb
are more important than those around them.
They didn’t mention that if I tried to be
a career woman
and a mother
that people would ask
That trying to have it all
would earn criticism
instead of praise.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I am going to be a woman,
but I’d like to be a human, too.
Wishing we could time travel back to this moment and hangout with these guys.
Tips for serial killers: we’re in a recession at the moment, so instead of throwing your victim’s bones away you can make them into a tasteful chandelier and save money.
omg bro ^